Yorick Says:

Me again. Cranky.

I have a problem. It's a girl. Naturally. Maeve. Turns out she was married. And never told me. Okay, it isn't as if we're an item. Not really. We slept together. Once. When we were drunk. But that counts doesn't it?

I might be overreacting. She's divorced anyway. I just think she should have told me.

He's a real pretty boy too.

Definitely should have told me.